
Sunburn is staring to go away—let the peeling commence!
In the day’s final development, a London woman filed a 93-page handwritten document in Los Angeles Superior Court claiming she was Jackson’s secret wife and the mother of all three of his children.
In asking for all of Jackson’s assets, the woman also added: “I have up to 30 children. My Father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer as he is known, gave them to us.”

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Lying, Cheating Chyron of the Day: Fox News tries to pawn off cheating scumbag governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) on Democrats.
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Lying, Cheating Chyron of the Day: Fox News tries to pawn off cheating scumbag governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) on Democrats.
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